Author: Kurama

They appeared. Seemingly out of. Thin air starting. On Wednesday:   A few ‘orcs’ armored vehicles. Rolling south along. The main road. Into Kupyansk.     A city with. A pre-war population of. 26,000. Along the front line.   In Kharkiv Oblast. In northeastern Ukraine. The ‘elves’ expect. The ‘orcs’.   To repeatedly attack. In […]

Four different distilleries. In ‘Mordor’ were. Targeted by ‘elves’ drones. Early Tuesday.   It was the largest attack. On ‘orcs’ alcohol. Production facilities. To date.   The plants also. Supply fuel. Used in. The ongoing war.   —while a combined heat. And power plant and. Synthetic rubber plant were. Also targeted in the strike.   […]

The ‘orcs’ military. Is still struggling. To learn from. Past failures.     For the eighth time. In nine months. ‘Orcs’ trainees. Gathered out.   In ‘orcs’-occupied Ukraine. Within the range. Of ‘elves’ best. American-made rockets.   Within the range. —and those rockets. Streaked down. Inflicting mass casualties.     The ‘orcs’ military. Is still […]

“Maybe Ukraine will. Have to outlive. Someone in Moscow. In order to.”   “Achieve all its goals… To restore. The full integrity. Of Ukraine.”     Ukraine marked 1,000 days. Since ‘orcs’ full-scale invasion. On Tuesday. With ‘orcs’ forces.   Waging relentless attacks. In a bid to seize. Key hubs. In the east of Ukraine. […]

Yesterday. It was reported that. The White House had belatedly. Granted Ukraine.   Granted Ukraine. Permission to fire. American-made long-range rockets. At targets in ‘Mordor’.     “Missiles will speak. For themselves.” ‘Gandalf the Green’ stated. After the news broke.     Hours later. Under the cover of darkness. An ‘elves’ battery. Fired eight of. […]

“Here we go again”. Were the words of an official. At one of ‘elves’ private. Energy companies.   Summing up. The mood. Across the country. On Sunday.     A “massive” ‘orcs’ missile. And drone attack has. Targeted power infrastructure. Across Ukraine.   At least 10 people. Were killed. In the strikes which. Hit the […]

Last weekend. ‘Gandalf the Green’ said. Kyiv would like. To end the war.   Kyiv would like. To end the war. Through “diplomatic means”. In 2025.   The war, he said. Would end “sooner”. With the new president. In the White House.   It was classic. ‘Gandalf the Green’: Part flattery. Part challenge.   ‘Orcs’ […]

She briefly sobs. As she describes. How her house burned down. With all her possessions.   “They bombed so much.” She says of the advancing. ‘Orcs’ army. “It’s like the last judgement!”     At a shelter in Pavlohrad. About 100km. West of the slowly. Shifting front line.   Evacuees are constantly. Arriving from villages. […]

At a shelter in Pavlohrad. About 100km. West of the slowly. Shifting front line.   Evacuees are. Constantly arriving from. Villages and towns. Overtaken by the war.     A woman, 31. Is there with. Her two sons. The family cat lies.   Sleeping among. The few belongings. The family have managed. To bring with […]

Whisht! lads, haad yor gobs, An’ aa’ll tell ye aall an aaful story, Whisht! lads, haad yor gobs, An’ Aa’ll tel ye ‘boot ‘the One’.   Noo who felt inclined to gann? An fight in neighbour wars, Who joined a troop of Cossacks that cared? For nowther wounds nor scars,   But ‘the One’ got […]