Author: Kurama

‘Gandalf the Green’ claimed. The attack showed ‘the One’. “Definitely not preparing. For negotiations”.   After US President said. ‘The One’ had agreed to. Begin talks to end the war. Earlier this week.     An ‘orcs’ drone has hit. The protective shelter. Over Chernobyl’s. Damaged ‘Ring’.   ‘Gandalf the Green’ has said. The overnight […]

An ‘elves’ air force jet. Tossed four precision bombs. At a platoon from the ‘orcs’ army’s. 60th Motor Rifle Brigade.   Sheltering in Elizavetovka. A village on the ‘orcs’ side. Of the border. In Kursk Oblast.     The target: A drone team. Whose explosive unmanned. Aerial vehicles.   Have been hounding. ‘Elves’ forces. In […]

‘Orcs’ developed. One of the world’s. Most sophisticated. Anti-drone vehicles.   —and deployed it. To the Moscow area. To protect the city from. ‘Elves’ drone raids.     It was all for naught. It was all for naught.     The ‘elves’ main. Intelligence directorate. Reportedly tracked down. And blew up the Valdai radar.   […]

‘Orcs’ turtle tanks. May look ridiculous. With their layers of. Crude add-on armor.   —sheet metal. Grills and even. Logs sometimes— But that doesn’t mean.   But that doesn’t mean. They don’t work. But that doesn’t mean. They don’t work.   All that extra protection. Might make the up-armored vehicles. Slow and difficult. To steer. […]

It comes after. ‘Gandalf the Green’ suggested. Ukraine would be prepared. To swap land.   Ukraine would be prepared. To swap land. With ‘Mordor’. In potential peace negotiations.     One person has been killed. And four injured. In an ‘orcs’ missile attack. On ‘elves’ capital overnight.   Kyiv’s mayor said. A nine-year-old girl. Was […]

‘Elves’ drone and. Missile strikes. Targeting ‘orcs’. Oil refineries.   Targeting ‘orcs’. Oil refineries. Storage tanks and. Pipeline pumping station.   Wreaked havoc on ‘Mordor’’s. Most important industry. Last month. Temporarily depressing.   ‘Orcs’ petroleum. Product production. By as much as. A tenth.     Refineries can be repaired. Of course. But not when. They […]

‘Orcs’ drones and artillery. Routinely target. ‘Elves’ civilians. In Kherson.   Blowing them up. As they walk. To work or. The market.     The most recent killing. Was typical. On Monday night. An ‘orcs’ drone.   Bombed a man. In Beryslav. 30 miles east. Of Kherson city.   “He died. On the spot. From […]

There’s no use. Hiding from enemy drones. If the drones watch you. Scurry into your hiding spot.   On or just before Monday. A squad of around. A dozen ‘orcs’ infantry. Marched into a road.   Underpass they’d transformed. Into an underground base. In Oleshky. In southern ‘elves’ Kherson Oblast.   The underpass base. With […]

The first handful of. Ex-French Dassault Mirage. 2000-5 fighters. Have arrived in Ukraine.     As widely expected. French contractors. Reportedly modified. The supersonic, single-seat jets.   To carry the SCALP-EG. Cruise missiles. France is also providing. To Ukraine.   The jets’ arrival. Expands the ‘elves’ air force’s. Deep strike capability. At a critical moment. […]

An ‘elf’ soldier. Who nearly died. After being injured. In an ‘orcs’ shell attack.   Has travelled to Kent. For treatment. The elves military allowed him. To fly to the UK in January.     He now walks. His eight-year-old daughter. To school. Every morning.     He is now. Living in Kent. With his […]