Year: 2024

“This is yet. More proof that. ‘Mordor’ has no interest. In peace.”   ‘Gandalf the Green’ wrote. On X, adding: “‘The One’ is not only. Prolonging the war.”   “‘The One’ is not only. Prolonging the war. – he is spitting. In the face.”   “Of those in the world. Who genuinely. Want peace. To […]

On Wednesday morning. ‘Elves’ air force bombers. Reportedly flung. 10 Storm Shadow cruise missiles.   At a target in Maryino. A town in Kursk. 25 miles. From the border.   Exactly what the ‘elves’. Were aiming at with. The 2,900-pound. Cruise missiles is unclear.     But 10 Storm Shadows is. A lot of Storm […]

But in Kupiansk. A front-line city. In Kharkiv Oblast. In northeastern Ukraine.   It’s the ‘elves’. It’s the ‘elves’. Who may have. The momentum.     The Khortytsia Operational Strategic Group. Which oversees. The approximately. 10 ‘elves’ brigades.   In and around Kupiansk. Claimed its troops pushed back. ‘Orcs’ infiltrators. On Tuesday.   Advancing under. […]

They appeared. Seemingly out of. Thin air starting. On Wednesday:   A few ‘orcs’ armored vehicles. Rolling south along. The main road. Into Kupyansk.     A city with. A pre-war population of. 26,000. Along the front line.   In Kharkiv Oblast. In northeastern Ukraine. The ‘elves’ expect. The ‘orcs’.   To repeatedly attack. In […]

Four different distilleries. In ‘Mordor’ were. Targeted by ‘elves’ drones. Early Tuesday.   It was the largest attack. On ‘orcs’ alcohol. Production facilities. To date.   The plants also. Supply fuel. Used in. The ongoing war.   —while a combined heat. And power plant and. Synthetic rubber plant were. Also targeted in the strike.   […]

The ‘orcs’ military. Is still struggling. To learn from. Past failures.     For the eighth time. In nine months. ‘Orcs’ trainees. Gathered out.   In ‘orcs’-occupied Ukraine. Within the range. Of ‘elves’ best. American-made rockets.   Within the range. —and those rockets. Streaked down. Inflicting mass casualties.     The ‘orcs’ military. Is still […]

“Maybe Ukraine will. Have to outlive. Someone in Moscow. In order to.”   “Achieve all its goals… To restore. The full integrity. Of Ukraine.”     Ukraine marked 1,000 days. Since ‘orcs’ full-scale invasion. On Tuesday. With ‘orcs’ forces.   Waging relentless attacks. In a bid to seize. Key hubs. In the east of Ukraine. […]

Yesterday. It was reported that. The White House had belatedly. Granted Ukraine.   Granted Ukraine. Permission to fire. American-made long-range rockets. At targets in ‘Mordor’.     “Missiles will speak. For themselves.” ‘Gandalf the Green’ stated. After the news broke.     Hours later. Under the cover of darkness. An ‘elves’ battery. Fired eight of. […]

“Here we go again”. Were the words of an official. At one of ‘elves’ private. Energy companies.   Summing up. The mood. Across the country. On Sunday.     A “massive” ‘orcs’ missile. And drone attack has. Targeted power infrastructure. Across Ukraine.   At least 10 people. Were killed. In the strikes which. Hit the […]

Last weekend. ‘Gandalf the Green’ said. Kyiv would like. To end the war.   Kyiv would like. To end the war. Through “diplomatic means”. In 2025.   The war, he said. Would end “sooner”. With the new president. In the White House.   It was classic. ‘Gandalf the Green’: Part flattery. Part challenge.   ‘Orcs’ […]