Four different distilleries.
In ‘Mordor’ were.
Targeted by ‘elves’ drones.
Early Tuesday.
It was the largest attack.
On ‘orcs’ alcohol.
Production facilities.
To date.
The plants also.
Supply fuel.
Used in.
The ongoing war.
—while a combined heat.
And power plant and.
Synthetic rubber plant were.
Also targeted in the strike.
‘Orcs’ may revolt.
If the nation’s vodka.
Producers are.
Taken offline.
According to posts.
On Telegram.
An undisclosed number of.
Unmanned aerial systems.
Hit targeted facilities.
In the Tula region.
While another was directed.
At a plant in the Tambov region.
An additional distillery.
In the Novokhopersky district.
Of the Voronezh region was.
Also targeted in the drone strike.
‘Orcs’ may revolt.
If the nation’s vodka.
Producers are.
Taken offline.
Though the Kremlin.
Quickly reported that.
The ‘elves’ drones were.
All shot down.
Users on Telegram.
Have shared photos.
And videos that.
Suggest otherwise.
The photos and clips.
Have seen been shared.
On X.
And show that at least.
One of the distilleries.
In the Tula region.
Suffered significant damage.
With the building engulfed in fire.
‘Orcs’ may revolt.
If the nation’s vodka.
Producers are.
Taken offline.
The attacks highlighted.
That Kyiv has been.
Able to strike even.
Further into ‘Mordor’.
While ‘the One’ is.
Unable to control.
The narrative of.
‘Elves’ reach militarily.
The other side of.
This story is.
How many on social media.
Were quick to joke that.
‘Orcs’ may revolt.
If the nation’s vodka.
Producers are.
Taken offline.
While meant as satire.
It actually misunderstands.
The significance of these.
Facilities to the war effort.
“These attacks were trying.
To get at the base of.
Many different aspects.
Of the war economy.”
“By taking out.
A cleaner and.
An astringent.
That’s necessary for.”
“The production of.
All sorts of hardware.
Up the line.”
Was explained.
*Because I read “Telegram Users Confirm Russia’s ‘Alcohol Empire’ Targeted By Drones” by Peter Suciu on 22 Oct 2024 on the Forbes, and also “Why are Ukrainians calling Russians ‘orcs’?” by James FitzGerald on 30 Apr 2022 on the BBC news.
So, I wrote this poem, including a story of Dr. Matthew Schmidt.
Please read the original story on the Forbes:
Telegram Users Confirm Russia’s ‘Alcohol Empire’ Targeted By Drones
